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Communication with Knave of Spades
First Contact
arabella says we'll be best frands forever
Date: 24 May
From: Knave of Spades
To: SamuelofR247
Friar Tilton!
We're friends? How thrilling! I like friends.
A friar even perhaps, how very curious; on whom do you depend for your charity my /b/rother? Myself, well, charity would bend truth beyond acceptable limits, let's face it: it's fucking robbery what they do to me.
You have worked so hard to get some attention, and yes; I expect you want to hear this: you do stick out: hi, my attention, you can has, etc.
Care to read a favourite passage of mine?
"zkj'p opkl bkn wjukja sa'na lhwopey xqp sa opehh dwra bqj"
Italian ancestry, so it totally counts.
I am so bored right now.
Did you want to play a game?
♠
The code is ROT4 and translates to a Lady Gaga quote from "Papparazi":
don't stop for anyone we're plastic but we still have fun
Re: arabella says we'll be best frands forever
From: SamuelofR247
To: Knave of Spades
Knave,
I'm just going gaga over What fun this is! You wouldn't believe how boring it is being me. Can you believe that "arabella" _alled my email a spam, how dare him what was she thinkin when it wrote that? Arabella just doesn't realize we're friends!
To you my _riend, FriarTilton's charity comes from only one thing...
"4 : to enter or become established in _radually or unobtrusively usually for subversive purposes"
What a good friend you are, play a game indeed!
Pop a ROT-C 2 e z!
Re:Re: arabella says we'll be best frands forever
From: Knave of Spades
To: SamuelofR247
Sir (madam? frair indicates one thing, but kids through the ages, eh?),
Whoa, tell me more. No really, tell me more. I lo♠g to hear your treatise on, well, everythin♠. It is bound to be so very interesting what with your surreptitious ways and gracious patience. I don't be♠ieve we will have a second of boredom together you and I.
Will we?
There are a lot of th♠ngs Arabella does not rea♠ise, but let us be genero♠s and not hold that against her; she has a lot on her plate. Why she could feed all the dogs in England if she only put her mind to it. Alas, charity isn't her ...thing. Even these scraps, stolen.
Myself, yes, I am an excellent friend, you are absolutely right.
I don't even care that you upset everyone, that's how good a friend I am.
Re:Re:Re: arabella says we'll be best frands forever
From: SamuelofR247
To: Knave of Spades
Friend, You know how fun this is? 2 FUN! But what's most unfortunate is that you're only the Knave though. Now that is a shame : (
1 archaic a : a boy servant b : a male servant c : a man of humble birth or position
2 : a tricky deceitful fellow
3 : jack 6a (a playing card carrying the figure of a soldier or servant!)
All three of these don't strike me as not appropriate for you friend but it seems for one who truly desires to become an friartilton the real fun doesn't start until you're no longer 1 & 3, would you not agree? And I only want for us to have more fun than anybody, even more than those who provide your charity...
[L] May I [t] espouse [r] an opinion [#]? 20-8-5 15-14-12-25 20-18-21-5 ACE 19-5-5-14 19-15 6-1-18 @ BB 9-19 19-9-18 9-2.
So where does that put u?
We both very much like games right?
If you like games, try playing these ones:
EZSFTFRDYJVAEMJEYWUZMHCIFVNCQP !
First code is
THE ONLY TRUE ACE SEEN SO FAR @ BB IS SIR IB
in simple Letter Number -inspired by Shizzire
Second code is
I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL CFG DESTROYS BB
in keyed vigenere -credit Shizzire
such concern
From: Knave of Spades
To: SamuelofR247
Dear /b/rother,
It has been way more than 24 hours now, I'm worried; are you feeling well? :)
Myself, I feel that I may have been unfair to you. This, let's be honest, could be because that was my intent all along; but now I feel the vaguest tinges of regret. They are very vague though, I think I shall be able to repress them.
Here, if you are still able, why don't you throw those exact words back at me:
tmfidytdeqnnyihce
ymbgjxgvmrhqxlmwm essmmpwfxekchslguijxncf (myself and this parenthetical aside excused, of course)
hkfrzswalwhhueikslgpqazaurdzytjchzffezsspfxczndeit
Code
The code is vigenere with "MyselfIfeelthatImayhavebeenunfairtoyouThisletsbehonestcouldbebecausethatwasmyintentallalongbutnowIfeelthevaguesttingesofregre" as passphrase:
honestly
am curious you got friends left? lol
when you are done posturing why dont you tell me what you want
