Blackwell Briggs internal emails 1
Blackwell Briggs Internal Emails
Subject: Zambia Reports
Hey – do you think we can trust that Nsofu will actually generate a report that is genuinely in our interest? I have a weird feeling about him being a bit too straight and narrow.
Subject:Re: Zambia Reports
No worries. I think he’s on board. He hasn’t been briefed yet, but he can be if you’d like.
Subject:Re: Re: Zambia Reports
No – let’s let him do his job and see if he even figures it out – and then see how he handles it from there. It will be easier to quiet him down after he finds out than to hope he doesn’t leak it after we tell him.
Subject:Re: Re: Re: Zambia Reports
My thinking exactly.
I’m having David Nsofu up to London to meet with Sir Ian Briggs. I hope you were right and he will go along with it all.
Why are you bringing him up to meet Mr. Briggs? Is there a threat? Why so concerned?
Subject:Re: Re: Nsofu
There’s a problem with his reports. And he doesn’t seem to understand how important it is that we do them correctly. I hope you do at least.
Just received your text sir, will be on the conference call with Sir Ian Briggs tomorrow. Thank you sir.
Subject: Re: Zambia
Understood. Please prepare as we may have some questions regarding your reports. Cheers.
Subject: Re: David Nsofu
Very concerned about the way you’ve been handling this. Hopefully Nsofu will be agreeable and work with us. If not, then we’re going to have a problem. If you had a question about this in the first place you should have come to me before you responded. If he starts mucking up this deal it could cost us the project.
Spam filters not working
Subject: Spam filters not working
We’re still drowning in spam here. The brats must’ve signed us up to every damn newslist on the internet. Either find a solution or find yourself another job.
Subject: READ ONLY IF YOU HAVE LEVLE 6 CLEARANCE!!!!!!!!
Dear people at Blackwell Briggs,
I found this torrent on thepiratebay.org (TPB)
I was just browsing through the legal letters that TPB posted, and found a letter from a pissed off.. person… ANYWAY I thought I should inform you that I couldn’t resist but go out and download it.
YES! For no other reason than to piss you off.
LoLz, I know it sucks so much for rich stupid lil pricks like you to have your stuff out there for everyone to download.. FREE!!! So awsome right? anyway I will be seeding this file for the next few months after reading that letter you guys sent to TPB.
Stop trying to be pricks, you can’t kill TPB, you just throw out some level 3 bullshit.. LMAO!!!! I can’t wait until some more of your stuff gets “leaked”.
TPB user 4 life
<^> <Cyng This is the middle finger. Reap what you sow.
Subject: Re: Spam filters not working
I will look into it.
Subject: PM issues
Bernie, I’ve called IT all afternoon and no one’s answering. I’m attaching files when I send PM. At random. It’s been troublesome. Please let me know when someone will come look at it.
Subject: Re: PM issues
Thank you for bringing this to my attention Mrs. Priestley, I’ll have a look at your workspace when I’m done with maintenance tonight.
Kates honeymoon :-D
Subject: Re: Kates honeymoon :-D
cleaning my cache
Subject: cleaning my cache
Hey Bernie, they’re making another sweep through my department next weekend. Could you perhaps clean out my cache? I’ve got some sensitive material that needs to be removed. Work related.
- Mr. Miner
Subject: Re: cleaning my cache
Certainly Frankie. I can make it all disappear. I’m multilingual but I prefer cash. Meet you at the vending machines at 5.
To:jb.wainwright; a.major; e.greenwell; f.miner; b.laffont; b. callum; d. nsofu; k. priestly; m. baniC; a. gottlieb
As of June 10, all Blackwell Briggs employees are expected to follow Press Management protocols. We’ve had a couple of unfortunate leaks the last couple of weeks and I would like to remind all of you that you’re never allowed to make comments on current Blackwell Briggs events without a PR supervisor.
Breaches of confidentiality and the Press Management Protocol will be investigated and prosecuted for industrial espionage. Blackwell Briggs PR is in a critical state right now and we expect your obedience.
Blackwell Briggs Internal PR dept.
EMAILS AFTER JUNE 22
Hey Bernie you really should come down here and check out the hardware we’re shipping over to the Europe Jackals. There’s enough firepower to start a war. I’ll even let you hold Laffonts p90 ;)
Your order has arrived
Subject: Your order has arrived
Your order just arrived at the London HQ, we’re waiting for the corresponding munitions but you should have them delivered by monday.
I’ll get back to you regarding the stun grenades.
Subject: Urgent instructions
I’m putting Jackal 2 on a plane to Valencia tonight. You’re flying with IB320 from Madrid Airport 22:45CET, someone will wait for you at VLC. We’re intercepting the Doe, Laffont and Jackal 1 will be the ground-team but I need you as backup. You will be briefed upon arrival at our mobile HQ.
Subject: Read ASAP
Bernard, I just got a confirmation from Birdseye – the operation is go. The Doe has been contacted by one of our irish guys at HQ and believes that she is to meet Argyle North in Valencia. Jackal 2 and 3 will coordinate with the local guardia civil; the area is light on surveilleance but they’re working on installing an eye in one of the statues.
It’s up to you and your team to seize the contract – that is your first, and only priority. This comes from the old man himself,
Subject: no subject
Kako to da Francuz obavlja sav terenski posao? Treba mi akcije – ako dobijem priliku za čisti hitac, pucat ću. Bit će kao da sam opet u Somaliji.
We've got a rat
Subject: We've got a rat
To:b.laffont; a.gottlieb; m.baniC
Subject:We've got a rat
June 27 or 28
Jackal Group, we’ve run into a problem. The Doe has moved from Valencia and it seems like she’s following the Runner to Berlin. Birdseye suspects that our target’s got a contact within the company that’s feeding her information. I’ve forwarded this information to ISD, requesting a purge. Keep your team members on a tight leash, I’ll get back to you with more information ASAP.
Sleeping on the job
Subject: Sleeping on the job
Subject:Sleeping on the job
June 27 or 28
At 9:53 and 10:21 AM GMT this morning an unknown caller managed to get through to the phone in possession of the Doe. Birdseye have confirmed this and have estimated both calls to amount to more than 5 minutes. I’ve had it with you Callum, one more slip-up and I’ll personally see to bring you down.
Keep her isolated, keep her in the dark, and most important of all – keep her off the fucking grid.
The Keep Her Out Campaign
Subject: The Campaign
Date: June 30
As per your instructions madam, the campaign went live a couple of hours ago. I’ve removed the password protection, and you’ll find the site on www.keepherout.com
Subject: Re: The Campaign
Date: June 30
Thank you Callum.
Re: the Austria lead
Subject: Re: the Austria lead
Subject:Re: the Austria lead
Date: June 30
Yes ma’am, Banič was none too happy about it. We’ve got Birdseye on it now, the person holding the envelope might well be linked to our competitors. Our contact within the Bundespolizei stands ready to forge an arrest warrant should we be able to identify the subject. Until then, we’ll stay focused on Nadirah.
Subject: Contract Handover
To:b.laffont; m.baniČ; a.gottlieb
Date: June 30
Jackal Group, we’re looking at a hand-over of the contract to Birdseye scheduled 2/7 – this Friday. I’ll have a meeting with the board tonight, expect more information soon. On a side note, The Keep Her Out campaign goes live in a couple of hours. Stay sharp and professional.
Subject: New Hotel
Date: July 1, 2010
There was something wrong with the hotel reservation, my room was not available. I will therefore be staying at the more incognito backup hotel in the Reualzuerp Greb neighbourhood at coordinates:
Apart from the little hotel problem the package transfer went without trouble and I now have it in my possession.
Jordan will be flying back to HQ later tonight.